While flipping through one of the Christmas catalogs that came in the mail, my five-year old spotted the Mangroomer, a back shaving monstrosity. It caught his eye because a topless man was pictured rubbing his back with it. Here's how the conversation went.
My Son: "Whoa Mom. What is this?"
Me: (In an effort to never lie to my children) "Well, it shaves hairs off your back. When you get older."
My Son: (who by the way, already thinks getting hair anywhere is a sign of manhood, if you catch my drift) "When do I get back hair?"
And before I could answer him,
My three-year old Daughter, from the next room: (who never misses a beat) "Will I have to get back hair too?"
Ah the foreshadowing of puberty. Shoot me now.
1 comment:
I want to squeeze them both!
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